Thanks for the watch and everything else !

//Thanks for the watch and everything else !

Thanks for the watch and everything else !

“Today was my last working day in Florida . I’ll be back in offshore after a short vacation.You people have fun as always, and thanks for the watch (it fits pretty well) and everything else.”

mail part is done, cake is done, tickets done….but still so much stuff pending, feel like I’m the laziest bastard in town. No thats Visionary.

so its JFK to Trivandrum via Dubai…..can a mallu ask for more….flying to motherland via holy land ๐Ÿ™‚

Visionary wants me to update this space whenever I can log in, me too like the idea of saying stuff like “this is BVN logged in from Burj Al Arab in Dubai….just missed my connection *i hope not*” 6-8 pm


Its 2 PM on East coast, a bright and sunny day in Florida. One hour left for flight to JFK, where as CNN says its frickin snowing. I hate cold climate, but it comes third in my hate list. First is “packing”. Packing sucks big time. I had to do away with so much of my cool stuff. I left the spiderman cup full of pennies,my Chomsky reader,some of my super cool clothes *mainly due to gaping holes in the texture* – but man its super cool. Abrupt says he’ll wipe the toilet floor with my clothes once I leave – thats my worst nightmare – you know shadow kill. Maybe I can put him at number four in the hate list. Naah. Visionary,Abrupt and me had perhaps my last coffee n smoke in continental US outside the airport, cause if its cold in NY, I wont smoke. I hate cold climate. I was selected for special screening by security guys. I was about to invoke Huntington but then they send another white guy as well to the special screening room.Good. Florida has been a great place througout, why to leave with a bad taste. Then again, the screening was pretty cool, the guy kinda massaged me and was pretty courteous too. I’ve maintained throughout that its the society that makes people gay. But its not these tags people give but how comfortable you are with your sexuality – as Shoba De ammayi says. Enough guys, catch you later. I’m logging off from Fort Lauderdale International and you are reading bvndiaries, the most trusted name in blogam *I love the CNN punch line*


NYC. Reached a bit early, guess the pilot took some shortcut. Oh the same old distance displacement joke. Papa bear says temperatures have cooled down in Tvm, its like 29-31 aroundish, which is really nice. This wi fi thing is pretty cool, I just checked out the Vishu releases – Chota Mumbai and Big B. Hope Chota Mumbai blasts through the box office. There was this guy sitting next to me in the flight reading “Alternatives to Sex” by Stephen McCauley. I dont get it – why would a tall,handsome Anglo-Saxon hunk look for alternatives to sex. Loser. Then you wouldn’t believe it, this lady – some executive – on my right was sewing throughout the flight. Frickin sewin man ! WHY ? I mean WHY? I got pissed big time, ate my peanuts and slept. Btw what is this fuss about NRN for President ? Gotta go guys, its 9:30 PM on the eastern sea board. btw Companion book is Madam secretary’s Mighty and Almighty *such a lousy book, such a lousy book* – I’ve crawled through some twenty pages, if you get a chance don’t read it. I’ll touch that book again only if Emirates shows some Mammooty movie – Gotta go. Dubai, I’m coming. Subhanallah !

Its raining here.
Heavily. Occasional thunder. Plain sexy.
I’m closing the window and going back to sleep.
Home ๐Ÿ™‚

By | 2007-04-10T01:33:00+00:00 April 10th, 2007|Hmm|23 Comments


  1. Neihal April 7, 2007 at 5:16 am

    so its basically ,you coming down to India for short vacation, which means we will see fewer updates here *which is already the case *

    Come to India, but keep posting, and BTW do post some Pics. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Hope you have great time ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. alex April 7, 2007 at 5:32 am


    Al ub! Welcome to ooty, nice to meet you! ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. b v n April 7, 2007 at 6:06 am

    Neihal, Thank you :)…will do.

    Alex, Oootyil varan pattonnu ariyilla…vannal mashe ariyikkam :))

  4. b v n April 7, 2007 at 6:22 am

    Hey Neihal…offshore is India btw ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. mathew April 7, 2007 at 7:15 am

    hey am comin for vacation as well..via the holy land too..i managed a full day stopover in duffai for a date with sheikhranis.. ;-P

  6. Anonymous April 7, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Per Boyz, he got 3 => more people loved him…

    u fcuker also got watch….

    no it ain’t whine but sure all hates me there => darn no gifts

    sure ll kick evryone’s ars whn i see dem…let them knw ; ))

    mountain Man

  7. b v n April 7, 2007 at 8:52 am

    Mathew, Lebanese man, lebanese…i’ve got frickin 2 hrs in DXB…YOU enjoi ๐Ÿ™‚

    Yati, will pass on this message, btw they cut a cake also :))*adding insult to yr injury*

  8. Anonymous April 7, 2007 at 9:10 am

    cake …; )) doesn’t matter 30 bucks… don’t tell me u sang also…

  9. b v n April 7, 2007 at 9:10 am

    I didn’t sing…i told i cant sing without alcohol ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Neihal April 7, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    so you coming back to India!
    even better ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Enemy of the Republic April 9, 2007 at 3:29 am

    Sorry I haven’t been by. You are great to read.

  12. Anonymous April 9, 2007 at 6:26 am

    comin to india..
    so can expect some funny reunion blogs..alle..

  13. Jiby April 12, 2007 at 5:06 am

    shobha de ammayi…haha…lol!

    hoping to read a lot of good stuff on ur adventures in india…have fun!

  14. Rover April 12, 2007 at 5:07 am

    thank ur stars u r outta my reach…wd hav crushed ur you know waht if u were here….

    btw, its nice ur keeping up the spirit….blog on….

  15. Anonymous April 12, 2007 at 5:07 am

    is the amcho lord getting a little senty??


  16. Anonymous April 12, 2007 at 5:07 am

    For god’s sake, don’t put off the sewing lady with ur jaada. give her a chance. u r coming bak as a loser in “Alterative to sex”. may be this is ur last chance ;)))


  17. b v n April 12, 2007 at 5:20 am

    @ Rover, you were supposed to be in India by this weekend right ? what happened you apocalyptical moron…watsup with village idiot ? Rover it seems Rover…YOU GONNA GET !!

  18. Rose April 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm


  19. pophabhi April 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Melcow home!
    This was just hilarious post! Esp ‘If you get a chance, dont read that book’ ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Neihal April 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    U r making me all JEALOUS.

    Not good!


  21. chandnimalik April 18, 2007 at 10:21 am

    hey…long time! how r u??

  22. anish April 18, 2007 at 10:21 am

    good for you bvn. enjoy!!

  23. Cruel Intentions April 19, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Miss ya dude! don even feel like drinking anymore ๐Ÿ™

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