Archive | December, 2006

Man of the year, Saddam and YOU !

Man of the year, Saddam and YOU !

After almost twenty five years of indecision and stupid choices, TIME has finally decided to confer its Person of the Year title on me. Though it came a bit too late, I was overjoyed when the magazine finally reached my mail with the good news and a mirror stuck on the LCD screen as you […]

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Two Videos, Saddam and YOU

Here are two videos of Saddam Hussein’s execution. The first one is the official video released by the Iraqi government, the tame one beamed across the mid-east and US after the hanging through late Dec 29 and Dec 30. Saddam Execution Video1 : The Second one came out on an Arab website and Google videos […]

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Religion in the East

There in Rangoon I understood that the godswere enemies of the poor human being,just as God is.Gods of alabaster, lying downlike white whales,gods gilded like wheat,serpent gods coiled roundthe crime of being born,naked and elegant buddhassmiling at the cocktail partiesof empty eternitylike Christ on his horrible cross,all of them ready for anything –to impose on […]

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Calvin, Hobbes n Track Santa

Calvin, Hobbes n Track Santa

Yeah, I send you the same cartoon last year, Ok fine, the year before also. Somehow, I can’t find anything better than this,its my Christmas tradition 🙂 Btw NORAD ( North American Aerospace Defense Command ) has installed the craziest thing I’ve heard of. They are tracking Santa’s movement across the Globe from the moment […]

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My Only Christmas Story

Every afternoon, as they were coming from school, the children used to go and play in the Giant’s garden. It was a large lovely garden, with soft green grass. Here and there over the grass stood beautiful flowers like stars, and there were twelve peach-trees that in the spring-time broke out into delicate blossoms of […]

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Our India is a Sufi

The Journalist and the Prostitute “What is you name ?” The Indian journalist covering the Bangladesh war asked the prostitute “Selma” “Tell me the truth, what is your real name” “Gauri“ “Then why did you lie” “Aren’t you a Hindu , I assumed a Muslim name to give you the turn on of invasion” – […]

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DealsToBuy !

Last week Boyz bought a new HP laptop but is not allowing Sonali to download porn, he says “my laptop is sacred” ; On hearing this Builder bangs his head twice on some Led Zepp song and goes in search of his new Ipod, but Steve Jobs has made it so small this Christmas that […]

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Riders on the storm

Riders on the stormRiders on the stormInto this house we’re bornInto this world we’re thrownLike a dog without a boneAn actor out aloneRiders on the storm There’s a killer on the roadHis brain is squirmin’ like a toadTake a long holidayLet your children playIf ya give this man a rideSweet family will dieKiller on the […]

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To My Party

You have given me fraternity toward the unknown man.You have joined the strength of all the living.You have given me the country again as in a birth.You have given me the freedom that the loner cannot have.You taught me to kindle kindness, like fire.You have given me the rectitude that the tree requires.You taught me […]

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Tomato Ketchup

In our country,A woman who writes poetry,Is eyed as an odd fish.Every man presumesThat in her poemsHe is the issue addressed!And since it is not so,He becomes her foe.In this sense,Sara didn´t make many enemies.She didn´t believe in giving explanations.Before she could become the wife of a poor writer,She had already becomeThe sister-in-law of the […]

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The Great Indian Wall

The Great Indian Wall

Hush baby..hush ! We are about to finish the wall, did anybody know ?..hell no ! The British miserably failed to accomplish this in 1905-11 and they called themselves the most powerful empire on earth. The Americans fretting over that 700 mile fence with Mexico could learn a lesson or two from the great Indian […]

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"Mother"

Mother do you think they’ll drop the bombMother do you think they’ll like the songMother do you think they’ll try to break my ballsOoooh aah, Mother should I build a wall Mother should I run for presidentMother should I trust the governmentMother will they put me in the firing lineOoooh aah, is it just a […]

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