Archive | June, 2007

Aunty’s dead people

Pratibha Aunty can talk to souls. I mean, dead people’s souls. If elected, she would be the first Indian president to do so. Nice, really nice. The UPA-Left Presidential nominee Pratibha Patil claims to have spoken to a late spirirtual leader from whom she got a “divine premonition” of greater responsibility coming her way.  Ms. […]

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Paris!Paris!

Guys we have a problem. She’s back. Its been an excruciatingly long wait, sad it was. Now our girl is back, here is the problem. She says she’s CHANGED. She said her incarceration was ”a very traumatic experience” that inspired a ”journey” of self-discovery that she intends to continue. The world will see a new Paris Hilton, […]

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Women’s empowerment and Pratibha Aunty

Did anyone see today’s Mathrubhumi? Our cute Kottayam District Collector, Sharmila Mary Joseph cried it out in front of the entire media entrounge. The venue was the Flood relief evaluation meeting in the district convened by  Mathew T Thomas (Minister) where the Collector came under attack from the MLAs. The attack must have been vicious as the […]

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I’m not saying anything against Alexander

I’m not saying anything against Alexander

Timur, I hear, took the trouble to conquer the earth.I don’t understand him.With a bit of hard liquor you can forget the earth. I’m not saying anything against Alexander,Only I have seen people who were remarkable,Highly deserving of your admirationFor the fact that they were alive at all. Great men generate too much sweat.In all […]

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CPIM in Kerala – I

Warning : Politics Ahead (jokes here, Other) Yet Another Warning : Amateurish thoughts, Severe lack of data too Would anybody be interested in asking what ails the CPIM in Kerala OR is there an ailment. There should be something pretty serious happening within the party, otherwise the media wouldn’t be making so much of noise […]

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On Critical Attitude

The critical attitude Strikes many people as unfruitful That is because they find the state Impervious to their criticism But what in this case is an unfruitful attitude Is merely a feeble attitude. Give criticism arms And states can be demolished by it. Canalising a river Grafting a fruit tree Educating a person Transforming a […]

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Crazy kerala elephants, D’ya like elephants?

There once, was this friend of mine who wanted to be a dog. In the same vein, I thought I wanted to be an elephant; but on an afterthought I realized that’s not exactly what I wanted, I wanted to be an elephant’s friend. Its like you go and mess up with the local rowdies […]

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On a weekend

Calvin: I’ve been thinking, Hobbes. Hobbes: On a weekend? Calvin: Well, it wasn’t on purpose…… Have you kids heard the story of the most beautiful girl in the world marrying a farmer’s son. The son himself a farmer. whaatz this genre called….fairy tale huh? Over the weekend, it wasn’t on purpose.

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Do you believe in UFOs?

My current favourites CNN-IBN has another lead story, there are UFO sightings all across the country – not quite – at least Bangalore and Delhi for now. The show is expectecd to release in B and C class centres by the weekend. There is this eye witness account as well My Name is Srinivasa Rao, […]

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