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Entries from June 2007

Aunty’s dead people

June 29th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Pratibha Aunty can talk to souls. I mean, dead people’s souls. If elected, she would be the first Indian president to do so. Nice, really nice.
The UPA-Left Presidential nominee Pratibha Patil claims to have spoken to a late spirirtual leader from whom she got a “divine premonition” of greater responsibility coming her way. 
Ms. Patil claimed […]

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Tags: What the Fuck

Paris!Paris!

June 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Guys we have a problem. She’s back. Its been an excruciatingly long wait, sad it was. Now our girl is back, here is the problem. She says she’s CHANGED.
She said her incarceration was ”a very traumatic experience” that inspired a ”journey” of self-discovery that she intends to continue. The world will see a new Paris Hilton, she […]

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Tags: mouth wide open

Sharmila Mary Joseph cried, Dont Cry!

June 27th, 2007 · 9 Comments

Did anyone see today’s Mathrubhumi?
Our cute Kottayam District Collector, Sharmila Mary Joseph cried it out in front of the entire media entrounge. The venue was the Flood relief evaluation meeting in the district convened by  Mathew T Thomas (Minister) where the Collector came under attack from the MLAs. The attack must have been vicious as the district […]

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Tags: kerala · WI · Papa Bear

Kalam Ready!

June 21st, 2007 · 3 Comments

Ready it seems……….. 
……..Kalanjittu pode!

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Tags: India

I’m not saying anything against Alexander

June 13th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Timur, I hear, took the trouble to conquer the earth.I don’t understand him.With a bit of hard liquor you can forget the earth.
I’m not saying anything against Alexander,Only I have seen people who were remarkable,Highly deserving of your admirationFor the fact that they were alive at all.
Great men generate too much sweat.In all of this […]

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