Google is god Someone wanted proof I guess.

Obama is not a US Citizen, but a lying stupid socialist commie Muslim. He is Antichrist too.

It’s all about Google for Bing. But nowadays it seems Bing makes stuff for Google to imitate.

Lucky guy! Luck 11 year old guy. PH is his BFF. And she is the 1.

You must understand. India is not like Russia which Americans can see from their front porch. At least Sarah Palin can.

Palin and Bush surprisingly (not so) has the top result in common

Lady Gaga isilluminati with a lot of attitude and she is a boy.

Bing nails it this one time.

Long live the King. Now that internet says he’s dead.

Well, how do you know if a girl likes you? Why isn’t it one of the top results?

Hope you enjoyed it. Have a new kid by Friday

“…athu….Paanashery nambi

Maniyambra Purushothaman kolu vachu, contract avan pokkattilakki

Puroshathamun Arabiyum koode Ding Ding…pimp CHANDRADASAN”

This is a question thats been nagging the boys and yours truly for years. In a recent meetup in San Francisco, the standing (also sitting and sometimes lying down) committee on “Figuring out what the hell Mohanlal talks about in his movies” watched Mohanlal’s Raavanaprabhu (as per Ranjith, the 2nd installment of a story that burns like a petromax lantern in the Malayali psyche) about 3 times back to back to see if we can figure out the question first raised at the Chavadimukku internationale about 8 years back.

In the past 8 years, multiple efforts were made using the DVD and theatre version of the movie to understand these hidden gems and symbols in malayalam’s epic classic. I will not be able to cover all the hidden symbols in Raavanaprabhu in a post, because some of them are even more subtle than Monalisa showing the middle finger in Davinci’s classic painting. My primary attempt here is to figure out the Chandradasan question. It is quite significant in the sense that it occurs in the movie about 1 minute before the classic “Nateshaa….kollanda” dialoge which over the years has attained cult status, and has attained multiple unrelated meanings.

…Athu….Paanashery nambi

Maniyambra Purushothaman kolu vachu, contract avan pokkattilakki

Puroshathamun Arabiyum koode Ding Ding…pimp CHANDRADASAN

Everybody knows Maniyambra, pakshe Chandradasan? This our last attempt in finding out who Chandradasan really is.The boys suggested that we use the power of the internets and the new age social media to crowd source the answer to this 8 year long itch. You can closely watch the video here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=axc5Jgwxb-U

In case you are able to figure this one out, we’ll need your help in understanding who Balan Pillai is. It is the scene when Mohanlal arrives at Napolean’s house during Siddique’s engagement, gets out of his car, tilts his head to the left and says “Balan Pillai!!”, straightens his head and then says “ha…ividem onda”. Balan Pillai is another raging mystery from Raavanaprabhu. Any help will be highly appreciated by the boys and your’s truly.

In other news, today is a Friday. Vaikittentha paripadi

And there was too much drama at the World Cup. In further news Manisha Koirala got married,and Amrita Arora turned 29. Congrats! and Happy Birthday to you!

Off to watch Ravan. TGIF!

P.S: This has been an inside joke for long. Now someone’s put it on facebook. Desirability and number of hits

Not just Trivandrum, Attingal, Neyyatinkara and Nedumangadu are going places. The day they show Angelinajolie69, 16, Parasala, we are done!

Now! now! don’t click on that! (you really wouldn’t wanna see whats in there)

Happy Valentines Day!

P.S: C’mon don’t be a cynic

B S Yeddyurappa on Monday alleged that his life was under threat as Deve Gowda and his sons were “performing” black magic to eliminate him. Speaking to reporters, an emotional Yeddyurappa accused the JD(S) supremo of performing black magic for the past week or so and that he could sense that his life was under threat – Deccan Herald, Today

What level of Education is required to understand your Blog?

Bhupinder took the reading level test, which said you (the reader) needs to be a GENIUS to understand his blog. I ignored his trumpets (which I agree he has reasons to blow) and rushed to take the test for good old Talkies. You know what I got?

I am pissed! Big time. No I don’t have time to wonder about the collective IQ of the entire BJP leadership. Yeddy is right, there is a clear left of center black magic against him and the BJP. And me too. I’m blaming everyone including Devagowda, his four sons and two daughters (no other work huh!). My next post is on existential doubts of a Vampyroteuthis infernalis four minutes after the creation of the Universe. Let me see how many Little Johnnys from Junior high understands that. To sum it up, Talkies editorial opinion strongly condemns this snub.

P.S: But all is not lost for my other two blogs

Thonnyakasharam needs a Degree(that too post Grad) to make sense of it!

and Diaries needs a genius to understand it! (of course)

Too many things happening, pruning new skills in office, there is a lot to write about, right now I’ll only say “I can see dead aliens” all around in office – double whammy huh! (I even have a cyborg in my next cubicle). Will write in detail later. After so much running around, was awarded “Extragalactic Man of Mystery Award” last night. Kudos! special thanks to all alien monsters who keep watch at night!

Yet another skill developed exclusively for office is putting espresso stories in mspaint. Take a look at this one. Its post modern grunge with a lil bit of bohemian, greenwichian and cubism scattered around.

Because this is a new form of art, I’ll explain the rules -
1. Must be in office (don’t have a job? Well get one then)
2. You select an espresso story and finish the drawing in 15 mins
3. Give respect to me

Btw, does all of your office machines lock down when you try to install Photoshop? sucks man!

Oh yeah, this drawing, its my third masterpiece, its called “When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there”

Gotta go! busy…and hey happy Halloween…wtf….gotta go..