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CNN-IBN’s first headline….puke if you want

We don’t want anyone from the list of contenders as President. They all are hardcore politicians and biased towards their party. As a matter of fact, we don’t want any politician as President.

The coming election will be the last one for all the political parties. We need you there to make it happen. Your winning is the key and first step towards another freedom fight to save the democracy

After Gandhi and JP who ? Who will lead India’s third freedom struggle – You Mr Kalam ! You ! All politicians are corrupt, they cant be trusted, we need people like you Mr Kalam. If Gandhi had his non-violence and JP had his social justice, you have Agni and Prithvi Mr Kalam. We need more missiles, dont go Mr Kalam. Please stay !

We were allowed to have political parties formed based on religion, caste and regions, isn’t it unconstitutional? Is it a patriotic thing?

Region based parties are unconstitutional..huh. I wonder why the author’s name is Vishnu Alluri and not Vishnu India. CNN-IBN is a major news portal, when they come up with trash after trash after trash….its that nauseating feeling. No one takes them seriuosly but this was their headline story and children may read it accidently. We need more parental control in India, thats what I feel.

By | 2007-05-24T02:27:45-05:00 May 24th, 2007|Uncategorized|6 Comments


  1. Nina May 24, 2007 at 2:50 am

    I am fed up of this Kalam business. Wtf, if he writes poems? To start with, what credentials did he had to be a president? No wonder, ppl are proposing to put up Narayana Murthy as president?

    The only consolation is that, in any case, the President here is a rubber stamp. His only duty is to shake hands with the foreign dignitaries. I wish they choose someone who can stand properly. You know, someone without a back ache or something.

    There was a big news in papers when Shankar dayal Sharma slipped off a staircase. A big news when Kalam fell off from something. A news when he sneezed too. Ya, and it seems he wrote some poetry which never wud have got published without the credentials of being a president. I guess, I really don’t care whoever becomes a president as long as the 2 bucks I pay for my paper isn’t wasted on someone’s hairline fracture or casual cold.

  2. Sachin R K May 28, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Come on guys…Dont hit on poor Kalam just because CNN IBN ran an article praising him ( CNN IBN sucks big time , I agree ). Apart from the fact that he was nominated by the NDA, I dont see what else he did wrong as President ( writing poems isnt a disqualification, and if there are suckers who want to read poems just because they are written by Mr President , more fools they, I say ).

  3. bvn May 29, 2007 at 3:07 am

    when a prez uses his constitutional authority to interpret a political problem\situation..it becomes a tradition and a powerful message too. We had a very good one at that in Narayanan…kalam has been an abject failure at that…a President should be a politician…it is the highest political office in the land. If you like NRN or APJ or Big B…give them the Bharat Ratna…President of India is not an award…its a job. Kalam is not suited for it…history will judge him as one of India’s worst.

  4. Velu May 29, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    This has nothing to do with Puke Central, but I just wanted u to know that I jumped over to the Talkies page animatedly, only to find out that the show hasnt started yet. Looking foward…

  5. clash June 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Kalam played along with BJP while they were displaying cheap 3rd rate nationalism “card” by Pokhran-2. This was a trade off between him and BJP before becoming the president.

    He preches missile making in schools all over India.
    If people consider him to be great, its just ignorance. We have to live by it.

  6. Nina June 16, 2007 at 1:05 am

    I agree with Clash. But how long we will have to live by this “ignorance”.

    I can’t handle it any more. WTF has he done for ppl to worry that no one can fit into his shoes. Oh………pls. No more Kalam clones.

    Read this:


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