Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant,there is no other way
Some forwards are so much fun….like this one (oh yeah! you’ve seen it before)
How we wish Shivaji’s script had half these many jokes 
these are all lifted from chuck norris jokes
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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