Since August 31st I am hearing these torture and cluster bombing figures about the Indian team in Chennai.

India destroy Sri Lanka 20-0
India defeats Bangladesh  6 – 0
India finish Thailand  16 -0

I mean Asia Cup hockey  sounds like some state conference of sadists. What goes inside the mind of people who conduct this? and hell, even the Indian women are sadists ( they thrashed Thailand 16-0)

By this time I guess all of you would have watched Chak De India. Yeah, what a movie! King Khan rocks. Period. (otherwise do yourselves a favour, GO WATCH IT!)

It seems more than one person loved that King Khan speech, (courtesy Sayesha)

Sattar minute. Sattar minute hain tumhaare paas. Shaayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum achha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. Aur kaise khelna hai, aaj main tumhe nahin bataoonga. Bas itna kahoonga ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bharkar khel lo. Kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe, tum haaro ya jeeto, lekin yeh sattar minute tumse koi nahin chheen sakta. Koi nahin. Toh maine socha ki is match mein kaisa khelna hai aaj main tumhe nahin bataaoonga balki tum mujhe bataoge. Khelkar. Kyunki main jaanta hoon, ki agar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apni zindagi ki sabse badhiya hockey khel gaya toh yeh sattar minute khuda bhi tumse waapas nahin maang sakta. Toh jao. Jao aur apne aap se, is zindagi se, apne khuda se, aur har us insaan se jisne tumhe… tumpar bharosa nahin kiya, apne sattar minute chheen lo.

Man, I was wondering what goes inside the mind of the people who conduct Asia Cup Hockey 🙂 what perverts!

Verdict: 3 stars out of 5. Must Watch!

Thank God its Thursday night! (seconds to Friday)