Werner Heisenberg ‘s epitaph reads,

“He lies here, somewhere”

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle implies that one may not know the position and momentum of a particle simultaneously.

A few more good ones,

Fritiof Piraten

“Here lies the ashes of a man who had the habit of postponing everything until tomorrow. Though he bettered on his final day and really died 31st of January 1972.”

Winston Churchill

“I am ready to meet my Maker.Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

Robert Frost

“I had a lover’s quarrel with the world”

Rat pack,

THE BEST IS YET TO COME Francis Albert Sinatra
EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME Dean Martin

Osho

“Never born, Never died:
visited the planet earth between December 11, 1931 and, January 19, 1990.”

Oscar Wilde

“And alien tears will fill for himPity’s long-broken urn,For his mourners will be outcast men,And outcasts always mourn.”

Karl Marx

WORKERS OF ALL LANDS UNITE.
THE PHILOSOPHERS HAVE ONLY INTERPRETED THE WORLD IN VARIOUS WAYS;
THE POINT IS TO CHANGE IT

Jesse James (outlaw and Cowboy)

MURDERD BY A TRAITOR AND A COWARD WHOSENAME IS NOT WORTHY TO APPEAR HERE (his mother coined this :-))

and finally our guy, Al Capone

“My Jesus, mercy”