Carlos mencia is a funny man,the other day he meets this mullah from some godforsaken place in middle east – mullah kicks off his usual rampage, mullah : ‘you guys musth be rheal afraidth of us,we are rheaely dthhangerous badth people bro” Carlos : ‘no AH ,you dont know how bad we guys were,read history […]
Archive | April, 2006
Hillary
When this lady, Hillary speaks,you feel like listening.It is not like the rhetorical diatribe that Mrs.Gandhi comes out with everytime she makes a serious speech.Last week Mrs.Gandhi spoke about the office of profit debacle,her point was that many in the Ganges heartland doesnt like her and all that debate in both houses of parliament was […]
Office Space
In office space, it is finally clear that abrupt has not done his fourth class in school.he says he got a double promotion in third standard.visionary explained that there is nothing called double promotion but he clings on to his supernatural achievement. it seems his school had only nine rooms and had to accomodate ten […]
Vishu musings
the morning of Vishu would arguably be the most serene time of the year for hindus in kerala. thats the day when the new year is ushered in, in a very unique way – as a celebration of bounty and harvest and sunlight. three aspects of celebrating vishu are ‘kani’ – or the first thing […]
World War III
now these guys have finally fixed the dates for World War III, its from 2006 – 2012. I am getting really scared.It seems antichrist will also be coming during this time and taking active part in the war games. i know its really bad news to reveal at a time when Jesus is actually resurrecting […]
On May 11th in Kerala
Elias John (Aniyara,Surya Tv),May 2001 : “Inspite of all the criticism this programme has aired against the Nayanar government,we feel sad today.Because Kerala is losing yet another left front government.Because our past experiences tells us not to expect anything in the next five years” five years since,its seems malayalam telivision’s Ed Murrow was in a […]
Good Night and Good Luck!
We must not confuse dissent from disloyalty.We will not walk in fear, one of another, we will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason. If we dig deep into our history and our doctrine, we will remember we are not descendant from fearful men. Not from men who dared to write, to […]
Crash N Brokeback
Watched CRASH (the movie) today…and we,yani the ‘pseudo-intel’ junta out here might reopen the debate that oscar should have gone to Brokeback mountain. We’ve got a shortage of topics here – indian politics is not controversial anymore, cricket is in the 5 day game mode for atleast another two weeks,US might not cruise into IRAN […]
eye FOR an eye
Today, our leader told firangee grand dame during their power lunch ,‘momma, momma,we cannot give a senior resource for your holy(crap) initiative.everyones breaking their heads on the black hole project (which sucks in everyone) and there is one godzillion projects in the pipeline’ it seems madamma stood up ,left one big power burp and said,‘ok […]
