Can you imagine
Thank God it is Friday! I was so happy that I talked to a credit card marketing chick for full five minutes I was so happy that I celebrated a happy [...]
February 2008
How to write an obituary
Like you, I have never heard of Russi (Russy) Karanjia, nor seen Blitz (the now defunct tabloid). Seems Russi, the patriarch of Blitz passed away this week, and his deputy [...]
December 2007
Tracking Santa :)
Finally some good out of defense spending, like last year, NORAD sets you up to track Santa! And this time around it seems more fun. So whats the wait..."TRACK SANTA" [...]
Al Gore, Nobel
Seven years ago tomorrow, I read my own political obituary in a judgment that seemed to me harsh and mistaken "“ if not premature. But that unwelcome verdict also brought [...]
March 2007
Forrest Gump Confesses
The Forrest Gump of Global Terror has confessed. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is one of the three hundred and twenty seven (courtesy : random number generator) people the US considers to [...]
February 2007
Road to the White House – Miami Caucuses
With the Presidential race for 2008 getting heated up , Miami Caucuses yesterday decided on a bipartisan ticket for 2008. The Caucuses across Budweiser suggested a Republican as President and [...]
August 2006
Surviving Wilma and Katrina (Hurricane)
11 AM : All hell broke loose. Tree branches were flying oustide along with roof tiles .Somebody later said that cows,alligators,bill-boards and eighteen wheeler trucks were also flying around. I didnt see this and so i dont believe the bill-board part. The last window in the second bedroom crashed a few inches from me and we were in the open now
July 2006
A football captain
"Everyone remembers a cricketer who has played for India,even if it was for a single game.I was the Indian football team captain in ten tournaments,12 years I've been in the [...]
June 2006
Lets Dance !
The seatbelt does not fit,need new seat covers,the trunk lock is stuck,so we took the vahan back to the dealer.Ghana had upset Czech by the afternoon and Italy -USA was [...]
May 2006
He lies here, somewhere
Werner Heisenberg 's epitaph reads,"He lies here, somewhere"Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle implies that one may not know the position and momentum of a particle simultaneously.A few more good ones,Fritiof Piraten"Here lies [...]
April 2006
Comedy Central
Carlos mencia is a funny man,the other day he meets this mullah from some godforsaken place in middle east - mullah kicks off his usual rampage,mullah : 'you guys musth [...]
Office Space
In office space, it is finally clear that abrupt has not done his fourth class in school.he says he got a double promotion in third standard.visionary explained that there is [...]